This book manifested because one day I said to myself, "wait a minute, I could like BE a writer," and so I spent a year writing short stories and other nonsense, and I put them all into this book without editing it/thinking about it that much/getting anyone to proof read it. Because that is how free-market capitalism works...

I wrote these stories when I was six years less good at writing than I am now. It's likely that the book as a whole is not very good, but it might have some good ideas in it. All of that is besides the point because this book represents the point at which I was actually happy enough with my work that I was okay with people reading it. Anyway, below are some scans of some fairly high-nonsense pages