Another Covid project; proof of what happens when you have nothing but time!

In the UK, there's a new Tier of restrictions introduced every other week — haha, such fun. But what do they all mean? I've put together this very handy and fully factual list for you.

Tier 1: lick your best friends face, it's fine. There will be no consequences, at all (like they won’t even find it weird)

Tier 2: Things are getting bad but at least it's still safe to eat your own children. Do it — they will only make you stronger. Proof: Boris Johnson has a large glut of children to feast on and he's the strongest leader we've ever had.

Tier 3: It doesn't matter what you do, as long as it stimulates the economy. I keep my economy in my crotch — please feel free to come over and stimulate it any time.

Tier free: lmao the this is capitalism, nothing is free x

Tier 4: Christmas is cancelled, eat your tears (and tiers).

Tier Vier: just like tear 4, but Germanic. So when you say it out loud it sounds like TIER FEAR — the tier you should be afraid of

Tier Starmer: The tier in support of workers rights. Quietly, though. Wouldn't want anyone to hear you/catch on/be inspired to stop voting Tory

Tier 5: 🎵 ah ah ah stayin alive, during tier 5

Tier 6: Spring Break: All Tiers go to Florida for a big drunken party, and we finally get a fucking break from their bullshit

Tier Styx: the river all tiers will go on someday, like all bad ideas

Tier 007: this tier is smooth af, you won't even see it coming (male presenting; likes martinis; likes to objectify women)

Tier Club 7: the nostalgic pop music tier. Party like it's 2005, a time when nothing was wrong (NOTHING).

Tier 8: University: aw, they're all grown up...

Tier 9: Meet The Parents: introduce your insolent parents to the tiered system. They were ignoring it up until now because they don't believe the virus is real; they've just been aligning their chakras this whole time; god I can't believe I'm related to them; my dad thinks the vaccine is where you burn sage in your room for 45 minutes, the twat...

Tier 10, Downing Street: This is when covid becomes prime minister. We cannot let this happen

Tier E = mc2: universe tier; covid has taken the universe and there's nowhere to hide. Just submit.

Tier Jerker: the saddest tier of them all